ABOUT CAINE'S PESTILENCE


When John Caine, an obscure midlevel banker from Detroit, accepts the opportunity of a lifetime to manage the backroom business functions of an important National Institutes of Health research lab in Bethesda, he believes his ship has finally come in. But his quirky penchant for illicit tinkering results in the creation and accidental release of a powerful new virus with effects no one could have imagined. Only he holds the answer to how it can be stopped, and he's not telling. Caine finds himself confronted with a desperate White House and an onslaught of rage from all quarters of the world's bureaucracies.

Fast paced, provocative, and offbeat, this cautionary story is thick with political satire and intrigue. It occurs in a world of government turned upside down, where Nancy Pelosi is president of a dysfunctional United States under her ultraliberal regime, while George Bush is a convicted felon and Rush Limbaugh a fugitive. Caine's Pestilence brings together present and former U.S. presidents, would-be assassins, two Supreme Court chief justices, familiar national media political commentators, and the infamous prison at Guantanamo Bay, all in a story readers will find engaging and controversial.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Excerpt from BEAR HUNT, short fiction by John Bascom

BEAR HUNT
An excerpt from an allegorical short story
by John Bascom
The swells of Alaska's inside passage tossed our drenched little Zodiac inflatable boat as my guide, Nick, and I glassed the shoreline of the remote island bay through the area's infamous rain and mist…"There," Nick hissed so urgently that I jerked around in the direction he was looking through his field glasses.  I could just see something the few hundred yards away on the beach, and when I wiped the lenses and put the binoculars to my eyes, I was staring into the face of the biggest bear I had ever seen in my life.  And he was staring right back…
… I glanced at Nick who had an odd look on his face.  I thought at first he was mad at me.  Again.  Then he said, "Biggest damn thing I ever seen," barely mumbling it, and I saw he was scared, too.
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I had first contacted Nick almost a year before about the possibility of a brown bear hunt with him just after returning from an Alaska vacation… We collected my gear as soon as it was off-loaded, while I attempted an unsuccessful exchange of pleasantries.  Nick picked up my gun case and daypack, and I grabbed my big duffle bag.
He nodded his head at my gun case.  "What'd you bring?" he said.
"Three seven-five-magnum," I said.  "It's real nice.  Three hundred grains, holds four in the magazine and one in the chamber.  Lots of firepower."
"Nothing in the chamber if you're hunting with me," he said.  "Causes too many accidents.  More likely you'd use that chambered round to kill yourself, or worse me, instead of a bear.  There'll be plenty of time to rack a round," he said.  "And if you're worried about needing more than four shots, it's why I'm behind you."
It was just about the most I'd hear Nick talk in one breath, and with the most emotion, on the entire trip…
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We flew under the ragged, wet clouds and landed as the last of the twilight was fading at the local Hoonah airstrip, a leveled gravel bar by the harbor just on the edge of town.  Our contact was waiting with his car, a short, barrel-chested Tlingit man to whom Nick referred by only his first name and didn't bother introducing me.
"Greg here'll put us up for the night," Nick said, "and take us out in his boat to where we'll make camp tomorrow morning."
I nodded to Greg and loaded my gear into his open trunk.  We all piled into the old car.
"Can you drop us at the Snail Clan House?" Nick asked Greg.  "You can take our gear to your place, and we'll walk back when we're done."  Greg nodded.
"Ever been to a potlatch?" Nick asked me.
"Not that I know," I said.
"Well, you're going to one tonight.  Gotta meet up with a guy who's supplying our provisions for the trip.  Only chance to see him tonight is at the potlatch."
… We pulled up in front of a well-kept frame, two-story house.  It was elaborately decorated with symbols of animals, birds, fish, and people painted above the small front door.  The figures looked like those
Snail Clan House
on some of the totem poles we had passed, but were painted rather than carved.  Inside, the house was filled with native Alaskan people, with the exceptions of course of Nick and me… An older lady hushed the gathering and began to tell a story...
 "Great legend," said a tall, slender native Alaskan man who had walked into the clan house just as the story was wrapping up.  He introduced himself as Matt Richardson.
"I had no idea of the interesting traditions among the Tlingits," I said.  "The story is fascinating.  But I wonder why the hero declined to be rescued by the Land Otter people."
Matt laughed and said, "You've got to understand the native history and cultures to know that.  Land Otters are a clan of the Haida Tribe, the traditional archenemies of Tlingits.  They didn't trust each other.  Land Otters, in Haida tradition, have a history of helping travelers or people who are sick, injured, or stranded."
"The Good Samaritans of early Alaska," I said.
"Right," said Matt, “but the Tlingits didn’t see it that way…
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Before dawn the next morning we made way and headed out of Hoonah Harbor in Greg's fishing tug,
Hoonah Harbor Mouth
the Sea Eider.  Our gear was stowed on deck with the eighteen foot Zodiac in tow.  It was still dark as we passed Halibut Island in the harbor mouth, Pinta Rock with its harbor seals barely visible and Scraggy Island before entering the Icy Straights headed north along the island's coast.  About an hour out there were three quick whooshing sounds out in the dark water, like steam under high pressure venting from a relief valve. 
"Humpbacks blowing," Greg said.  "These waters also have dolphin, Orcas, and some sea lions, so keep your eyes open if you're interested."
… It gets darker than I've ever seen on Chichagof.  After dinner and clean up, I closed up my tent and climbed into my sleeping bag, with my three-seven-five magnum next to my cot, loaded with a round in the chamber.  To hell with Nick, I thought.  At least for tonight.
It was in the middle of the night when I heard it.  Walking around the tent, brushing against it, turning over stones.  It was pitch black, and my heart began to beat fast and hard.  Then I heard it clawing at the canvas entranceway.  Overcome with fear, I considered groping for my flashlight and rifle, but didn't want to anger or encourage it with any noise or movement.  I felt if I didn't move it might go away.
I heard the flap tear.  I could feel it breathing and knew its head was inside.  The whole shelter moved as the bear slid its neck, shoulders, and feet into the tiny tent.  It was too late to go for my rifle in the total darkness.  Any sound or movement, I was sure, would trigger an attack.  I could smell its wet, matted, musky fur, and feel its breath on my face.  It stunk of rotting salmon.
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…"What would make them attack?" I asked.  "Anything special to be aware of out here?"
"Most encounters, they're set on getting away from you no matter what.  But a sow with cubs, a dominant boar used to being top dog and getting its way, or an adolescent male feeling its first oats, any of those can spell trouble."
Nick took a long drink of his beer while I stared into what was left of the fire.  "Course, there's always the wounded bear," he said.
"What do you do if one comes at you?" I asked.
"Well, first off, never take that first step back.  You'll have an almost irresistible urge to run.  Even drop your gun, panic sets in.  You give up all your advantage and act like prey to the bear.  Trigger his urge to chase and kill running prey.
"Sounds hard to do with a big brown barreling down on you," I said.
"It's what you have to do to keep him away most of the time.  If he ever gets to you, chances of survival go down about five percent for every second he's on you.  Ten seconds, fifty percent chance of coming out alive.  Twenty seconds, zero.  It's what the statistics say."
"Not good odds," I said.  "I've heard they can tear a moose open with one swipe of a claw."
"On a man, a bear'll generally go for the head if he means to kill you.  A lot of victims have their scalp or face bit clean off.  Or tooth punctures through the skull." 
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…I had lost sight of Nick as he scrambled downhill, into the trees that bordered and filled the deep ravine.  That's when I saw it move, just across the gully, in the thick, dark foliage along the ridge above the stream bank.  Just inside the wet brush, very near the edge of the narrow gully, less than twenty-five yards in front of me.  The outline of a small, round ear, barely moving.  An eye, floating.  A dark, massive, hovering shadow.  I sensed it as much as saw it.  Smelled the wet, musky fur, as I had that first night in my tent.  As I had so many nights before.  But now it was unmistakably alive.  Unmistakably huge and moving, slowly.  Directly toward me…
…As soon as I saw the bear moving toward me, while it was still in the brush, I instinctively lifted the bolt handle of my rifle and cycled it back, forward, then down, chambering a huge three hundred grain round.  I instantly flicked the safety off as I raised the gun to my shoulder, at the same time putting my eye behind the four-power scope.  The bear, moving faster now over the far edge of the gully, completely filled the scope at this close range. 
I had an overwhelming urge to turn and run.  But with time running out and the crosshairs of the scope somewhere on his brown, moving chest, I planted my feet, steadied my legs, and pulled the trigger...
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I stared out at the sparkling waters of Icy Straights and could now understand the native legend.  As I
Whales-Icy Straights
watched the diamond-like flashes of the reflected waves, I was reminded of my own family—wife, children, parents, grandparents, brothers, and sister.  I realized Alaska has a way of soaking to one's core, and this primal land provides context and meaning to our familiar contemporary world.  And makes it somehow easier to understand and attach meaning to one's own life.  Strangely, I wondered if some future passerby would ever contemplate my soul from the reflections of the waves of the Icy Straights.
Matt said, "Why don't you come with me to our hunting camp just up the mountain here?  There's some food, something to drink, a fire going.  Nick can take care of things for a while."
I was exhausted and his invitation sounded awfully good.  I was sure Nick had seen me talking with Matt and knew where I was.
"I might just do that," I said, "if it wouldn't be trouble."
…"You ready?" asked Matt, as he started up the hill.
I turned to follow him up the mountain.  I could see a plume of smoke curling up over the trees on the hillside well above.  I knew there would be fresh salmon baking on the fire, strips of venison in the smokehouse, and green spruce logs putting out richly scented smoke.
"I'm ready now," I said, and started up the hill, following Matt.  Up to the camp of friendly, welcoming, helpful people.  Where the sun shone bright and warm on the hillside, and where there was a warm, dry fire inside…
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Look for "Bear Hunt" and other short stories by John Bascom in the collection, Follow Him Up the Mountain, to be published in 2014.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

CAINE'S PESTILENCE REVIEWS

Praise for Caine's Pestilence
from readers and reviewers 

Wyblog US

I could summarize my review in three words: Read. This. Book… Caine's Pestilence is a masterstroke of satirical genius… Bascom's depiction of our dystopian progressive future is quite believable. I couldn't put it down. (Chris Wysocki August 21, 2011 www.wyblog.us)

 

PoliticalRealities

Caine’s Pestilence is one of the most compelling and unusual books I have ever had the pleasure of reading.  It was totally original and both comedic and horrifying at the same time.  From the time I opened the first page, it made me want to read it straight through…if you decide to read only one book this year, it should be Caine’s Pestilence.  (LD Jackson Oct. 2, 2011 www.ldjackson.net) 

 

Teresamerica

A dystopian novel…gives an idea of how things might look in the United States if we continue to allow government intrusiveness…the action and suspense of the novel kick into high gear…one of the most intriguing and best novels that I have ever read. (Teresa Rice, April 29, 2012 www.teresamerica.com) 

 

Goodreads
By Melinda Le Baron—October 30—Goodreads...very tightly plotted... dialogue is priceless...pacing lickety-split quick...ending so surprising you could have knocked me over with a pin...perfect for people who like finishing novels with a smile on their face...fabulous characterization...imagery is astounding...by far this book is singular in its execution. I don't think you'll find another out there quite like it.

 

NEW By Gabby--January 20--Goodreads...I loved this book! Nancy Pelosi as president? G W Bush imprisoned for war crimes? The hopelessly politically correct doublespeak? I haven't laughed this hard at a political novel since Tricky Dicky and Good As Gold...All I know is that I'm keeping this one to enjoy again.

 

Amazon.com 5-Star Reader Reviews 

By Dannette—March 26… rides the fence of politics beautifully, with a spot-on sense of timing and humor.  I found myself laughing countless times at the irony 

 

By "too fond of books"—February 22…Wow, loved the book! Wonderful character development and a multi-faceted plot made it unpredictable and a truly entertaining read. 

 

By "cobweb"—October 9…Spellbinding with an edgy awareness that the ridiculous situation inching Caine to his death is uncannily possible… Caine's observations, inappropriate humor and irreverent satire bind this twisted plot into an intriguing read and a wakeful night… Totally great reading and we want more. 

 

By Daune Robinson—April 14…can't remember the last time I enjoyed finding a new author this much - well, yes, I can - it was when I read Watchers and fell in love with Dean Koontz! This book was a pleasure to read. I laughed, cried, screamed and could not put it down. Read it! 


Saturday, November 12, 2011

CNBC Comments on Caine's Pestilence

  AS SEEN ON PRNEWSWIRE, CNBC...


Political Satire Novel Lampoons Nancy Pelosi, Liberals

"One of the most compelling and unusual books ...ever"  Political Realities

 

GLADWIN, Mich., -- Caine's Pestilence, a novel melding biotech mystery and political satire, has been released by Canniche Cove Publishing. Written by new author John Bascom, the fictional work unfolds in a surreal 2015  where Nancy Pelosi is president and the ultra-liberal wing of the Democratic Party firmly controls America.

 
The novel is distinctive in that it defies standard classifications of literary genre, containing elements of action-adventure, biotech science fiction, humor, and political parody. Bascom uses actual public figures as characters. In addition to Pelosi, Minnesota Senator Al Franken is the chief justice of the Supreme Court, while Rush Limbaugh is a fugitive beaming bootleg broadcasts into the US from Canada.

John Bascom, author
"I wanted to write something absolutely unique," Bascom says, "something that would give voice to my concerns about the destructiveness of the liberal agenda taking hold in our country, but in a way that avoids rants or preaching and is delivered in an entertaining, engaging way." Bascom's story unfolds from the pen of the simple, hapless central character, John Caine, writing his memoirs from his death-row cell. An obscure administrator at the National Institutes of Health, Caine fortuitously creates a biological agent that, accidentally released into the population, changes the perceptions of ordinary people about the liberal agenda. The Pelosi administration then goes crazy and Caine is persecuted mercilessly in their efforts to stop it.


The author's mission of entertaining and engaging has met with success according to the conservative Wyblog.us, who calls Caine's Pestilence "...a masterstroke of satirical genius" and tells the blog's fans to Read. This. Book. Today! And the blog Political Realities says it's "...one of the most compelling and unusual books I have ever had the pleasure of reading." Individual Amazon reader-reviewers awarded the maximum 5 stars on average overall.


Caine's Pestilence is available in softcover or Kindle at Amazon.com and as a Nook eBook from Barnes & Noble.